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Oct 26, 2022

really bad

Hello this is me the one and only God of Kareness, world champion of grass cutting, hoovering and toe nail cutting

Karen Rose Louise Sharon Kirsten Felicia Trump Shaniqeeqee the 3rd of Birmingham

And this is my opinion of the Newbridge high school located at 52.7174N, 1.3660W on Forest Rd, Coalville LE67 3SJ

all teachers 👩‍🏫 smoke 💨 cigarettes and flip off🖕the kids 🧒😭. All the children 👶 vape💨 and one of them hit the griddy on me after tearing up my work😭😭😭😭(in therapy over the mental trauma experience on that fateful day). The food🥘 tastes like a large🤯, smelly🤢, rank🤮, putrid💩, revolting🤕 pile of horse defecation💩💩💩💩💩💩💩. Don’t even start me on the drinks they told us the drinks 🥤 🍷 🍸 were lemonade imported straight from Italy made out of the finest lemons chosen by Zeus himself but as I found out a few 😧days later😯 it was freshly 😦squeezed😮cat 🐱 piss, I was horrified🤬, mortified, disgusted😱, shocked, troubled😰, aghast and repelled🤯. My enjoyable, pleasant, pleasurable, agreeable🤗, delightful😍, satisfying🙃, gratifying🙂, acceptable😅, to one’s liking, entertaining😇closest pal, companion best friend, familiar, alter ego Jonathan Sinse the 1st of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogertchwyrnfrobwllllanstysiliogogogoch had a heart attack after consumed that horrible beverage. I had to had my stomach pump 69,422 times and I had to go to every👹 single Church ⛪️ ,Synagogue, Buddhist Temple, Mosque🕌 in the entire big, great, huge, sizeable substantial, immense, enormous, colossal, massive, mammoth, vast, cosmic universe 🎇🎆🌌🌅🌄🗾🌇🌆🎇to pray👺for my existence.

Yours truly, sincerely, genuinely,
God of Kareness, World champion of grass cutting, hoovering and toenail cutting

Karen Rose Louise Sharon Kirsten Felicia Trump Shaniqeeqee the 3rd of Birmingham

(p.s. joe mamma)

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