Eden Girls' School, Slough

Never come to Eden, it's hell, my mental health state is horrible atm, I tried talking about it to teachers but instead I get in trouble for being stressed out by the constant homework and load of work they give+ don't get me started on teachers, I spoke to the assistant principal+ head of year about my mental health but instead I got told off for being lazy and unorganized, I got phone calls home, put on report and peer mentoring at my grown age, + they're gonna make me do a test to see if I have any learning disabilities, like no tf? Aswell as that, there's this specific hoy (head of year) who should literally be fired, shes so biased, she told one of the younger years they have fake friends and nobody likes them just because she was caught with gum. I could yap so much about how shit this school is but icba, the principal acts like he's all that, he thinks he's god and hes in charge of everything but all he fucking does is walk around the school and tell people off. The uniform is ugly af, the teachers always yap about health n safety hazards but these skirts r health n safety hazards themselves, I myself have tripped in this skirt so many fucking times, especially on the stairs, one time i got laughed at and I cried but the teacher just yelled at me to get to lesson wtf. Our hair being open, piercings like earrings, or wtvr, makeup, gum, having something else other than leggings under our skirts (which u can't even see), nails and nail polish, hair accessories like even headbands or clips, jewelry etc are all health n safety hazards but not skirts? Let us wear trousers for godsake, u don't have to make the uniform so ugly, everything about Eden is shit , education aswell, the teachers are shit, they give so much homework to the point where it's killing our mental health, if we don't do it we get into serious trouble, they expect us to go home and do our hw straight away, it takes hours especially bc there's so much, what about family, clubs, hobbies etc? Stupid teachers don't think, I got put in compulsory hw club for Monday n Friday, other days intervention, hello? When do I do my afterskl detentions? Do u ever think?? Food is disgusting aswell, there's always hair in it, my friend got food poisoning and vomited hair and I can't even say what else happened, I feel sorry for her, the teachers don't even try to help you in lessons either, that's why I'm failing all my subjects except like art but infact I'm so behind in art aswell bc of the load of hw they give so I have no time for art n I literally picked it for GCSE, I'm so glad this is my last year of Eden NEVER COME NEAR THIS SCHOOL

used to be a student here, teachers are unnecessarily rude, students have no manners, you would normally blame this for the way they’ve been raised, but students turn out bad because of the way Eden treats everyone. They cracked my phone and when I had told them they said “it wasn’t our responsibility” but when i accidentally broke a tiny little test tube, the science teacher (i won’t say names but she left in 2022) had a whole go at me for it and told me to pay a ridiculous amount (i did not end up paying coz why would i)
teachers only show respect to the “smart students”. the headteacher would ask for respect but wouldn’t even respect basic female standards, going into the wudhu areas constantly, and standing near the girls toilets everytime he wanted to tell someone off. i wish i was making all of this up, but my mental health went extremely low throughout my time here. for the love
of God, please please please don’t come here. save yourselves and your family. (food was also yucky it was 90% water 5% sauce 5% pasta)

Very disappointing school, illiterate and uneducated teachers. Teachers don’t know how to speak to parents, I would most definitely not recommend this school due to unfairness. Leading from this, my daughter’s voice does not get heard and teachers cover up other teachers mistakes, which then leads to my daughter getting into trouble. Fed up of this school and im constantly in and out because of the meetings they call me in for due to the most smaller of reasons. Always having substitutes and in lack of staff for major subjects.

if you wanna kys come here!!!!

this school makes you sick no toilets are allowed like what if i went at break and need to go again i’ll just piss on the floor yeah

Ok I wouldn’t say this school is the worst but it needs lots of improvements.Like the play area is so tiny and there is no greenery.No grass or field.And no sunlight.Also the majority of the teachers scream for absolutely no special reason.For example of your just going to your class like a normal human being would,the teacher would come out of nowhere and scream at you to hurry up.What! And the teachers would go outside the class shouting at everyone in the corridor. Also the year 11 keep pushing you and the teachers do what? NOTHING… Also once you go outside they don’t even let you come back inside and scream once again for you to stay inside.The uniform is ok not bad but the school needs to do more sports,competitions and talent shows.Anyways if you want your daughter to attend a good school I suggest West Gate or Baylis girls school

This is the worst school of all of slough . Please I beg you not to send your daughter to this school. I'm sorry but the insane amount of rules are absolutely OUTRAGEOUS . This school is just a money grab . The teaching here is literally trash , if you don't understand something you don't , it's just that . whereas some teachers , can be excellent in teaching some aren't. The uniform. OMG DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE UNIFORMS , the long skirts appalling and hideous. Please we want trousers. They won't care for your mental health or your sleep! You have to be there at 8:00 , that means I have to wake up really early and they say were preparing you for work, like excuse me your not cos the average time work starts is 8:30 to 10:00am. The bullying here is literally insane , people here aren't as nice as you think they are. backchatting , rumours , gossip all that crap. The outdoor space is absolutely ridiculous , it's so small and absolutely boring. When a visitor comes in all of a sudden , the teachers ( most not all) change their whole personality . Teachers yell at you soo much and it's getting out of hand. They put posters up saying that you should walk around and it's good for you but they shout out you to tell you to sit down at lunch , like it's so crowded what do you expect we want to walk around . The meals are not too bad , but they had moldy bread in one of their burgers which was absolutely revolting but other then that the meals are average. When you volunteer for head girl , ambassador positions etc. it's always the same students like WHYY!? Totally unfair. They pick the same people or set 1 students for everything. They get treated better :( . Please eden fix this.

this school is the worst thing that has ever happened to me ever. the rules are horrible the teachers have no respect whatsoever and they hire anyone any everyone. There is no meat option because they can’t afford it everything is vegetarian. There is no greenery outside and the playground is TINY. 😒 these skirts have made about 10 people fall down the stairs a month and they still doing give out a trouser option. They have a bad reputation off students. Whenever offsted or an inspection happens in school they always take all the bad kids out and take half the school out and leave all the good kids in for a good reputation. It’s all an act. U could ask anyone in this school if they like it and I could bet u they would say no. This school is horrible never come here EVER.